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No wonder this kid is not happy....
WigSPLITTER
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Tuned
LMFAO! i wouldnt be happy either with a name like that..
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-=CoN=-SuperNatural
I would divorce my parents and take a new name!!! Thumbs Down
 
-=CoN=-BLSwagger
So What's Wrong with the name JESUS!!!! Dunno


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Mr.P
Well, well, well, this reminds me a cheerful story of mine...I know that now you all will laugh but this is true...
...many (many) years ago my mother told me that If I was born female, she would have named me "Penelope", she liked very much that name (in ancient mythology "Penelope" was the wife of the famous Odysseus, aka Ulysses). So probably, my nick over the years would have been "Pene"...do you know what "Pene" is in italian language ?

"Pene" (in italian) = "Penis" (in english)

Nice thing to be a girl and be called "Pene" by my friends, wow...what did my mother think about when she chose this name ? was she drunk ? BrickWall
SuperNatural says that she would divorce her parents and take a new name, she is nice...on the contrary, I think I would have simply used the bolt action: 2 shots, 2 kills ! Thumbs Up

So for this reason I'm glad to be a male. End of the story Dunno
 
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hehhehheheheh........i had forgotten this story pietro.............thanx.......mr.p..............^ ^
 
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-=CoN=-Mr.P wrote:
Well, well, well, this reminds me a cheerful story of mine...I know that now you all will laugh but this is true...
...many (many) years ago my mother told me that If I was born female, she would have named me "Penelope", she liked very much that name (in ancient mythology "Penelope" was the wife of the famous Odysseus, aka Ulysses). So probably, my nick over the years would have been "Pene"...do you know what "Pene" is in italian language ?

"Pene" (in italian) = "Penis" (in english)

Nice thing to be a girl and be called "Pene" by my friends, wow...what did my mother think about when she chose this name ? was she drunk ? BrickWall
SuperNatural says that she would divorce her parents and take a new name, she is nice...on the contrary, I think I would have simply used the bolt action: 2 shots, 2 kills ! Thumbs Up

So for this reason I'm glad to be a male. End of the story Dunno


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WigSPLITTER
Well I went to a school with a guy named "Louis Lipshitz" and we had a guy here on our professional football team named "Harry Colon" I am also close to Detroit and many have names like FeMA'le (female) and Ma'le(Male). The running joke is that the parents saw the birth paperwork and thought that was the name of their kid was already filled in.

Speaking of "names" I am an identical twin and I am SOOOO thankful that my mother did not name my brother "Eric" (my first name is Derek) or Terry & Barry or whatever rhymes...that would have brutal...
 
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Poke Fun roflmao
 
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Has anybody seen Mike Hunt? Help
 
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-=CoN=-Jookie
Yeah I've seen him. Mike Hunt is huge!!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and terrified like the passengers in his car.
 
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And hairy!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and terrified like the passengers in his car.
 
-=CoN=-WebAdmin
I am sorry. Pet
 
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But he's nothing compared to Mike Hock.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and terrified like the passengers in his car.
 
-=CoN=-BLSwagger
Silicone has many uses these days!roflmaoroflmao
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Yes Swagg. Yes it does. Not just for boobs anymore.
 
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WigSPLITTER
Yea, I saw Mike..he was hanging around "Hugh Jardon" I think...I can't remember...
 
Mr.P
Condom, Penis, Boobs, Mike Hunt, huge and hairy, Mike Hock, wow...this a "red lights" forum, I love it, neither politics in my country is so hot ! roflmao
 
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So does Mike Hunt know Dick Trickle the NASCAR driver?Dunno
 
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Of course he does!! Its 6 degrees to Kevin Bacon!
 
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