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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'


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12-11-2017 12:00 AM
All servers are back online

12-10-2017 02:02 PM
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12-06-2017 01:02 PM
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12-05-2017 05:54 AM
hello Gute Fahrt lol we are working on it should be back up and runing soon

12-05-2017 02:39 AM
Please Con Sniper Freestyle Servers Come Back !! I'm having withdrawl symtoms & now starting to see weird things ... Shock

12-03-2017 05:23 PM
Thank you Jason, we are in the process of working on something. We hope to be back up soon!

12-03-2017 11:38 AM
I have a server set up if you guys would like to use. Just need the con touch put on it. Any interest hit me up. Wink

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